WHO DECIDED TO LIMIT TACOS TO ONLY 1 DAY A WEEK?
When we created this photo, we requested 100 tacos. Excessive? We don't think so. Welp, we didn't get our wish. And now, look at this photo -- a pithy 4 tacos. Not even enough for a meal if you ask us. Anyway, our Hope They Serve Tacos in Hell, taco printed green frames with teal lenses, are for you taco-Tuesday lovers who saw this photo and thought...great photo, but it really doesn't have enough tacos. Because how many is too many, really? (No, really, how many is too many??? Asking for a friend.)
LIMITED EDITION: CARL'S ANTI RESOLUTIONS
Classic new shape with new levels of style and performance. We designed these shades to look good and fit comfortably on your face whether you're embracing the new year or embracing yourself for being awesome.
NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.
1 NO SLIP
We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
2 NO BOUNCE
Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
3 ALL POLARIZED
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
4 NO LEOPARDS
Plus, no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know).